schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012

Schmitters

To sexuallly humiliate an individual through the means of harsh tickling in the upper body.

I schmittered the hell outta him! "Schmitters!"

by Dr. Schmidt February 11, 2015

schmotzer

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

by Leemush June 13, 2018

Schmatta

An old Yiddish word for clothing, or rags.

He's completely meshuga - all he wants to do is peddle schmatta's! But he's making the shekels I tell you!

by Traveldan84 November 30, 2018

schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004

schmitt

1. a softcore schmuck
2. a substitute word for shit

1. who you callin shmitt you schmuck?!
2. hey, you chicken schmitt!

by voodoogirl420 September 25, 2005

hinker schmitzel

the act of messing up, Also used in a game of baseball while the pitcher is getting ready to throw the ball.

hunter said hinker schmitzel to mess me up the pitcher while bailey was hitting and michael was on second base to mess up the pitcher.

by michael flywell April 6, 2009