Rage-Saxing

When producing the sounds of smooth jazz sax is the only thing keeping you from stabbing a bitch.

You feeling ok? The homie saw you rage-saxing on the pier at 2am.

by Ace Monroe June 7, 2017

Dave-light savings

When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave

"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)

by Doctor Time April 22, 2011

fuck it im saying it

a phrase that prefaces a controversial or unpopular opinion. can be based or just downright horrible in some cases

man 1: fuck it im saying it, communism is the best remedy to all needs

man 2: ....

man 1: in a video game...

by SuperGrafics June 20, 2021

I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.

To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020

sagging

The way I've heard it is that sagging was a way for guys in prison to show that they had a gang behind them, or that they were in charge of a large group of inmates. It was like saying "here's my ass, go ahead, TRY to rape me."

That guy wears his pants around his knees cause he knows someone's always got his back.

by Yargh April 25, 2005

sagging

Too broke/too cheap to buy a belt.

Gabe:Bro way you sagging???
Victor:I too cheap; I didn't wanna spend $5 on a belt.
Gabe:You're effed up.

by Sade_Yonkers_Baby June 28, 2016

what are you saying

An annoying question asked before you actually say anything, which is often ignored. A common failed pick-up line.

Jay: What are you saying?
Bob: (silent)

by Sam McGee August 12, 2006