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flavor saver

vertical strip of hair grown underneath the lower lip. Allows one to relive eating a chick's pussy by "saving the flavor" in the hair. Not so advantageous if the pussy has a bad odor. Often synonymous with "soul patch", but usually more of a strip than a patch.
After I ate that skank's pussy, I had to shave my flavor saver!
by Silverfish August 3, 2005
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shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.
Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend
by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004
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Captain Save a Ho

The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.
"Captain Save a Ho" walks in and buys a lap dance and while the dancer is grinding him and he is getting aroused and falling in love, he chooses to ignore the work atmosphere and professional boundaries that go unsaid in the clubs, he interrupts his dirty talking to offer salvation, never in any substantial form, but, rather, a condescending declaration that she could do so much better, assuming that she is a victim and not a strong woman who has chosen this career. The intelligent dancer knows this is just a front for the man to try to get her to go home with him to enjoy her services for free and to control her life.
by davkadeergirl February 22, 2011
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Danger shave

The act of attempting to shave your testicles with a standard face razor. Difficult, pointless and dangerously easy to make a mistake. Also difficult to explain what you're doing if your mum walks in.
"I had to go to hospital yesterday, had a danger shave and my hand slipped. I got four stitches!"
by Wingy December 14, 2005
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5 Shave

An alternative term for buzzcut. The term derives itself from the way closely-buzzed hair on the scalp resembles a five o'clock shadow.
"It's time for me to get a haircut. Nothing elaborate, just a 5 shave will do."
by RhythmDoc January 15, 2014
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No Shave November

This is an event to raise awareness, usually for prostate cancer, but for men's health in general. The month of November has been dubbed Movember, and participants are dubbed either Mo Bros or Mo Sistas; Mo being short for Moustache.

To participate, you start off with a clean shave on October 31st, and do not shave your moustache for the entire month of November, and then resume your regularly scheduled shaves on December 1st. While this is generally a men's event, women are welcome to show support as well, via other means.
by JayDiddle November 8, 2011
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