Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"

Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Doing a Rum Cup

Cupping your hand to get a good hefty scoop of flatulence gas blown out of your ass the goal of which is to quickly bring it up to your nose and huff it a few times.

I was happy in bed and let out a really loud fart, when suddenly my girlfriend walked in and saw me doing a rum cup.

by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018

rum turkey

Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop

Davey u rum turkey

by Blind squid February 25, 2023

Rum

All together a piece of shit mother fucker. The worst of the worst. Liar Cheater. Just down right the biggest POS there is. Jobless Women bigger No direction in life unremorseful. Has nothing to gave to anyone or life. Womenaziter. Awful

Michael is a rum . Won't get a job and beats his wife. He is being a rum, won't he amount to shit

by RachetEvaandCourtney0812 November 21, 2024

spacks rum

It is used to indicate if something has technical malfunctions.

Person 1:"Ahh man, i have some major üroblemes!"
Person 2:"Ohh, if it spacks rum you should get it fixed or get a new one!"

by üüüäääööö February 20, 2019

Jamaican Rum Juice

When a dude cums inside an alcoholic drink and throws in a roofie. Then he serves it to his victim

I think that guy just ordered two Jamaican Rum Juice drinks!

by Chinese Man April 8, 2017

meyers rum

An expensive imported Jamaican rum that will get you feeling nice quickly with a clean buzz and little to no hangover

I only drink Meyers Rum.

by Marthasvineyard September 23, 2015