Rockland County

a county of New York State that is 30 to 40 minutes away from the city. It is very dated, old fashioned, and lacks character. Nothing much ever happens in Rockland County. No parades, no fairs, no tourist spots. Rockland can be very boring, secluded, inaccessible, and very detached. If you do not own a car in Rockland, you are screwed, because you basically need a car to get around anywhere. There are no subways in Rockland. Buses come once every hour, instead every 15 minutes like in NYC. There no ferry boats either, except for the Haverstraw-Ossining ferry. Taxis drivers like to price gouge.

Sometimes you can go months or years without seeing your next door neighbor. If you plan raising children in Rockland, they have a strong potential of becoming couch potatoes if you live in a neighborhood without other kids. There are only 2 malls in Rockland. The Nanuet Mall, which is dying. The Palisades Mall which is a big monstrosity. There are also ony 2 strip clubs, Stilettos and Lace. Colleges in Rockland can be counted on 1 hand. For fun young Rocklanders often go to NYC or New Jersey. As result many young Rocklanders often move out of Rockland County.

People from NYC who moved to Rockland usually end up moving back to the city because they can't stand the monotony.

I don't know what my parents were thinking when they moved to Rockland County !!! It is so booorrriiinnngg Here!!!! I plan on moving to the city one day. I can't put my future children through the hell known as Rockland County.

by Sweet Brother Cheaper August 18, 2010

rofl

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

For some reason, I like this better than lol.
Intensify this by changing it to:

roflol
roflmao
roflcopter
rofl my waffles

rofl Jaime sharted himself on the bus

by StatenIslander January 13, 2008

ROCL

literally meaning of "rolling on chair laughing". a play off of "rofl" when someone is on the computer and is laughing really hard while in a chair

Did you see that video I sent you?
Yea, I was rocl-ing

by roclchickka April 10, 2009

ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!

This is the highest form of rofl known to man or computer and when used someone is definately getting owned and burnt.

Pierro:They will absolutely die when they find out it has been me all along and you by my side.

Mike:ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!

by MajorSookOff October 7, 2007

donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.

Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.

by wtfchat December 10, 2008

rocklyn

'Rocklyn', the second of four names given to the mythical creature who desended the heavens to walk amoung men from the 85 years past 1900. A being of such egotystical arrogance that he writes this definition himself.

'Rocklyn', to rhym with 'God'

by radcliffecooke March 3, 2007

ROFL COPTER

When playing any FPS - First Person Shooter - the player, usually a noob player, spins in a circle shooting wildly. Preferred weapons to use are machine guns, but other weapons such as rocket launchers or auto shotguns can be used successfully. To do a successful ROFL COPTER, the player must actually score a kill.

Player 1: Dude, i just pulled off the most 1337 ROFL COPTER EVER!

Player 2: Your such a noob

by =XVS= Gweegwee3 January 28, 2008