Puerto Rican Gas Mask

While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.

Spanish girl- "oh senor your Puerto Rican Gas Mask was muy caliante!"

by ThePuertoRican1234 October 28, 2010

puerto rican shower

Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.

Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 28, 2005

Rihanna

A really bad singer. Most of her songs are stupid and don't make sense, and very repetitive. Not to mention the fact that every radio station plays them over and over until they're burned into your brain!

Repetitive:
"Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive, drive"

"Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!"

-Gawd, how many time's does she have to say eh?-

Stooopid Lyrics:
"Cos we both know where I'm about to go, and we know it very well!"

-And we know it very well? Could Rihanna not think of a single line to go there?!-

by Dainy June 13, 2008

puerto rican credit card

A knife that puerto ricans use to obtain money, goods and services.

Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.

by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006

Half-rican American

Person with a black parent and a white parent

I knew he was half-rican american; just look at his parents

by Jbales January 10, 2009

Puerto Rican Move Out

Moving or leaving your current residence in the middle of the night as to avoid anyone (i.e. neighbors) from knowing or seeing.

Did you see where Mike went? All his stuff is gone from his dorm.
Ah must've been a puerto rican move out.

by Boneasaurus September 8, 2010

sorta-rican

Modulation of the word puerto rican, Sorta rican is a puerto rican with little understanding of the culture or language. Sometimes claims to know aout it, and sometimes they don't.

That puerto ricankid couldn't elp me on my spanish homework, he's a sorta rican.

by Windows 98 cardboard edition May 31, 2005