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Peter Momsen

The ultimate and primary fear of all operating systems, due to his ability to crash them all
1) type...type..type
What? An ORANGE SCREEN? Not again!

2) Dude, you crashed another computer? You're such a Peter Momsen!
by BALEETED March 19, 2003
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Peter Koritansky

A man.
The Philosopher.
A hero.

By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.

It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.

And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
Peter Koritansky has no organs. If you were to turn him inside out, you'd find a lovely persian carpet.
by thereisnospooning August 17, 2012
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peter puffer

That rest area is full of peter puffers.
by Smartbutt July 11, 2005
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peter hawk

a man who you always catch sneaking a peek at your package when your around them
dude, did you ever notice that frank is a real peter hawk? he's always staring at my junk when he thinks i'm not looking!
by Doug W. February 10, 2008
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Peter Pan Syndrome

A major psychological and social issue that arises when an adult avoids the personal and professional responsibilities of being an adult. Some of the symptoms include difficulty expressing emotions, procrastination and unclear or poorly defined life goals, and "magical thinking" around mistakes or responsibilities, blaming others for their problems, have difficulty forming a deep connection with people, often desperate to find a partner but has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships, and trying to escape their reality to make their problems disappear. The person’s maturity level usually does not match their age.
Ivan is twenty-seven, but has not graduated college, does not have many close friends, can’t seem to maintain romantic relationships for long periods of time, and tends to procrastinate a lot to avoid taking care of important responsibilities. He appears to have Peter Pan Syndrome.
by Vanguard 1998 March 28, 2021
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Peter

by Mr.Mistermind February 8, 2019
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Peter Cetera

One of the purest voices ever to sing.
by andrea March 19, 2005
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