Pukey Pants

A person who goes wine tasting in Sonoma and pukes all over her friends new BMW, and a small childs lemonade stand.

Oh my god!, Sylvia was such a pukey pants last weekend in Napa!!!!

by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006

puckett

can be used to substitute the word pocket, commonly used to describe an object normally a piece of fabric located in a piece of clothing that can hold objects.

Person 1: Hey can you put my pen in your puckett?
Person 2: My pucket?
Person1: Your puckett duh!
(put's pen in puckett)
Person2: Oh well take this out of my puckett. I don't want to stain my new pucketts.

by marakeito March 21, 2009

Puckered

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.

When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.

by Reed November 29, 2004

Kirby Puckett

1. A ex twins hall of famer. Retired due to an injury from a baseball to the eye.

2. A version of Tea-bagging, but dropping your ball into someones eye.

Dude I totally gave that ho the kirby puckett last night!

by Jens Lane June 22, 2004

butthole pucker

To express positive or negative excitement, depending on circumstance.

(Insert situation here)does not make my butthole pucker. But, watching two lesbian butch dykes kiss does make my butthole pucker.

by Big Dick Stork (Senn) February 1, 2007

Apple Puckered

To have alcohol poured down your throat by a hot chick while she is standing on the bar in a mini skirt!

Last night me and the boys got totally apple puckered while at the bar!

by Berg04 December 28, 2006

pucker factor

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount

If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc

by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008