Pretzelmouth

Pretzelmouth is a superhero with a pretzel for a mouth. He only comes out at night. He demands candy. If said candy is not delivered, he will cry salty tears. Then he will be soggy. He will blame you.

:& "Whatchoo talkin' bout boy?"
"Pretzelmouth likes to dance the watoosie!"

by Pretzelmouth's manservant May 27, 2008

soggy pretzel

crown royal mixed with root beer. its absolutely delicious

i was drinking a soggy pretzel, cause i didnt want my RA to find out

by lambert@psu December 21, 2008

Russian pretzel

/verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.

Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel

by pretzee September 12, 2010

pretzelled

Confused, twisted, or bent out of shape.

I'm a little pretzelled about that new movie.

That psychopath clown is pretzelled.

When I drove my bike off the edge I pretzelled my front wheel.

by Mike99 June 16, 2008

protaxtination

Putting off your taxes until April 15th or later!

taxes, late, fees, dues, procrastinate, protaxtination, protaxtinate

by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009

protect the cookie juice

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.

Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.

by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010

protaxtination

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010