When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.
Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
by caporegime August 14, 2021
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“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”
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“What’s the matter you seem upset?
Oh I got funko problems.”
“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”
“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”
“What’s the matter you seem upset?
Oh I got funko problems.”
by Wifeofanerd September 28, 2021
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A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
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Get the Balloon Problem mug.LoL Problem? is the only answer that is factually correct when someone complains. The comment is seemingly harsh and made to make the other person look like a laughing stock but it actually is just that. The person famous for this saying is League of Legends streamer Drututt
by Dansande Tortelini April 12, 2022
Get the LoL Problem? mug.Someone who is so universally reviled that solving the ethical thought experiment "the trolley problem" involving them would be a no-brainer.
by marsh11 May 17, 2023
Get the trolley problem solver mug.A polite term used by IT professionals to denote when a problem exists due to user error. Also often referred to as a U.I.P.
by Nife 3033 January 17, 2009
Get the User Interface Problem mug.A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.
"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."
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