fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

Present

A )present, a gift or something you give to someone for a birthday,Christmas. etc or for an unspecified reason
B )present , being present, being here , usually used by teachers

A) Did you give Sara a present for her birthday?
A)I got a lot of presents this Christmas
A) I didn't get a lot of presents this Christmas

B) Teacher: Joe

Joe : Present, teacher

by LEMONANDORANGE December 2, 2021

Reverse birthday present

Instead of giving a gift to someone on your birthday, you expect a present instead from them.

atareh: "Devon, I know it was YOUR birthday last week, but you should still get ME something. Think of it as a reverse birthday present"

by atareh June 10, 2022

Present

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.

T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present

yeah, "ow ow my hands"

by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022

presentating

a word that stupid people who don't have lives use instead of the word "presenting" because they don't know shit

me: when is your presentation?

the lil shit: im presentating today, i hope i get an A

by heehee_mj_noises February 25, 2022