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prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
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prayer and worship night

A time where brothers and sisters in Christ come together and pray, confess, worship, and fellowship in a nocturnal setting.
Amos "Hey Jenny you coming to the prayer and worship night?"
Jenny "no I have homework"
Amos "But what about Jesus!?"
Jenny "haha ok I'll sherk my responibilities and come!"
by my doctor's wife October 3, 2019
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My gawd she's crazy but so cute
Bestie: she's a Pradeepti, what do you expect?
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A wise person, who's willing to help others.
Pradeep6868 is a good person because he helps everyone.
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Prater

To get over on somebody, to take someone's money only to not return and keep that money
Hey will you go get me some beer if I give you the money? Make sure you come back don't prater me dude.
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The weird kid who likes to be funny but is now
Pradesh ahah I like to beat girls in the bathroom
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Prayers from the jinaist

MI pray you clarify his mind frame of mind adations of mind confrol manipulative deluvery upon association for that is of a backbiting snake. I pray you anihilate his powerful take flight and take off with cloud communIcation and let that cloud lose its transparency. I pray he is intimidated by the opposite relativitism and steaming out the war he is losing in power of the path of purpose is satanism and make him feel the intimidated nature that he self sacrifices his sins for ones own sin. rewarding of disconnected pulled in trigger for permanent disconnection from the forms of the universe and all beings that have the form of life. Utilize magic mytholigies biometric powers of regulating the suffering mind of the jinaist and obtruct the purpose of its influence. Take away his presence and assiociated tensions mark on a hit on the target and taken out by the good casualties being regulated from the jinaist organizations. Raising jihad in using prohibited practice of evil acts upon religious association and hope the evil is confined and burned with putting the spirits in a bag and litters paper plastic that shall be burned and make him reveal his demonic of blasphemy that is 8of being a hippocrite critizing what is being done by him. Satan has no longer capabilities of communicating and is shed fire that will consumed tosses from earths atmosphere and sent to the flames of the sun. Ask and you shall receive punishmenf that is being suffered by ones infant.
How is my satanic approach centering isolation taking away activities of chanting the 5% compensation that you satan take for a joke.

Your declining nature has been freed by the first seed born in opposition to rebel against the purpose it conveys to earths atmosphere and if the sun doesnt get you with casting out flame throwing then as to your voids sent a rock that crushes the purpose of your satanic being nature. The prayer of the jinaist defying its punishment. The prayers from the jinaist.
by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021
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