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Poetrying

When a poet is doing a terrible job, but at least he's trying.
"Oh, man! Jim sure is doing a lousy job with his poetry up there!"

"Well, at least he's poetrying!"
by NotAllenGinsberg June 26, 2014
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Piret

A warm hearted person. They are very caring and a incredible person all along. Piret often has the most beautiful eyes the ones you could drown in. Being around them is always a blast. They are really good at making other people happy and sometimes forget to love themself too.
I wish I had the courage to talk to Piret
by Thesabbycat November 20, 2021
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The Poket

Not to be confused with any old pocket, the Poket is an inter-dimentional portal stored in the pants of the one and only god of pockets. The god of pockets owns the poket, which is a never ending assortment of unforseen horrors and annoyances.
- see also- Mayer of Water
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Yeti pokett

A derogatory term for a sexual act between a hispanic man and white female in which the hispanic man cums in her vagina, urinates in her afterwards, closes her vagina lips together, and slurps her out.
Hey homes, I gave Becky a massive yeti pokett yesterday!
by GregBaxter May 28, 2016
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Poetry Slam

An increasing phenomenon in bars and cafes across the western world, where poor poets strut and fret about an open mic stage and spout doggerel about police brutality, their ex-girlfriends' mothers or the last time they got stoned. All in the same poem.

The point of a poetry slam is to shout your drivel louder than the previous contestant, while whooping your friends into a brain-dead ecstacy by throwing in staccato clusters of meaningless interior rhymes without discretion or respect to form reflecting thematic content. You must also recite your work breathlessly, hunched over your microphone and clutching your tofu-addled guts.

Invariably, poetry slams are populated by idiots and poems are full of sound and fury, signifying something only if you are part of the poetry slam clique.
"My girlfriend's mother, she's a bit of all right/Apart from her love for the fascist Right/I got stoned with her and I said, hey mother-babe/Wanna take a ride in my astrolabe/She fetched me a punch upside me chops/and said "Young man, I shall call the cops"/and they arrived and said hey you're that twat from the Poetry Slam and they hit me man and it was really heavy and like I had to eat non-organic baked beans in the cell with a papier mache fork taken from a page of the Daily Mail and had to wipe my backside with a copy of Young Conservatives' Conference Special 1987 - William Hague Edition. Wow, bummer."
by Cheesesammich June 14, 2009
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poetest

yo, check it, i am the most poetest dude after getting an A on my poetry test.
by anthonioregis March 3, 2008
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Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.
Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!
by LianaG October 28, 2006
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