Poof

A strange, awkward joke or misunderstanding, often relating to romantic involvement.

Everyone thought Santiago and Lynne got to third base, but it turned out to only be a Poof.

by Maddiethegreat May 25, 2006

Poof

A winter fart.

*seeing someone with a cloud by their butt in the winter* OMG did that guy poof?!?!?

by Binosbiwi January 12, 2009

Poof

An African- American slang term describing someone who lacks skill to perform a certain activity. The word "Poof" is derived from the Perrine 'hoods of Miami, Florida. It is mainly used to describe individuals who are terrible in sports, such as a Wide Receiver who can't catch a pass, or a point guard that has handles like a baby.

Man, that boy Joey is STRAIGHT POOF.

by The Anti Poof January 12, 2010

Poof

sound left leaving a chatroom

im outtie!!!poof!!!

by (_\_)(_|_)(_/_) April 28, 2003

Poofter Chook

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.

We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.

by Singapore Charlie June 15, 2010

poofter

A slang term for a homosexual.

(can also be used when joking around with mates)

1)Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw you kiss another guy! You're a fucking poofter!

2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!

by Penis November 26, 2004

Poof

a verb that replaces virtually any verb, with a sexual inference.

Dude, I totally just poofed that guy over there.

Poofing is so much fun, I just want to do it all the time!

I like to poof little animals.

by a real ROCKN'ROLLA March 27, 2009