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Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.
Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.
Fuck a dead pony by Daisymoo June 13, 2015

Petro the Pony 

Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.
Not Petro the Penguin
Not Petro the Peacock
Not Petro the Puffer Fish
But Petro the Pony 🐴

See a princess about a pony 

Female version of "see a man about a horse"
Excuse me for a minute, I've gotta see a princess about a pony.

Polyowned 

The act of a thread getting closed in a forum soon after its creation due to it's subject restating a question/issue that has been discussed to death and back already, usually closed/locked by a person named Polygon
"Wow this is only the 100th thread about the rifle bug, hope it gets Polyowned soon"
Polyowned by the polyowned June 20, 2005

One Trick Pony 

a person or thing with only one special feature, talent, or area of expertise.
She's good looking but she has no character or substance she's a one trick pony.

The guys got money but he's wotless one trick pony yute.
One Trick Pony by Arron j smith August 24, 2021

cake, ice cream and pony rides 

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.
"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."