cool as the other side of the pillow

A state of being very calm and collected, rarely freaking out or becoming over-emotional, and generally well-respected by the majority of people. May have originated from ESPN's SportsCenter.

Man, back in high school I was the shit. I used to ride up about 10 minutes late every day on my Harley-Davidson in my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'd walk into class and take my usual seat in the back of the room, where the two hottest girls in the school were waiting for me. Then I'd light up a cigarette, Marlboro Red of course, lean back in my seat to where I was almost lying down, and put my arms around the girls. If the teacher told me to put out my cigarette, I'd laugh and say "Make me." She wouldn't of course because I was too cool to not smoke. Yeah, I was about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
No, actually I was a nerd who watched Star Trek marathons and wrote code for Mac OS 9 at age 12.
No really, I was always pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished I could someday be that cool.

by Nick D October 20, 2003

Desk Pillow

What you make when you arrange your books and folders on your desk at school or work for optimal comfort when putting your head down to take a nap.

"Dude, I made the most comfortable desk pillow EVER in chemistry last period."

by Generic Tux September 30, 2009

Pillow Partner

A Pillow Partner is a large, comfy, sink-into pillow in one's bed, that will substitute for a real boyfriend/girlfriend when one can not get that person of your dreams. A person can fantasize, hug, kiss and cuddle with his/her Pillow Partner when the real "one" isn't there. It satisfies the desire to hug and cuddle with someone.

The man I truly love is unavailable, so I hug my Pillow Partner every night as I go to sleep, and I fantasize that it's really him that I'm hugging to sleep.

by annieoakley April 5, 2011

Pillow Mouth

a term to describe an anatomic quality of a woman in which during the act of fellatio, there is disambiguation of where the tip of the penis ends and where her mouth begins, likened unto putting your cock into an incredibly soft pillow.

Dude, she's got a pillow mouth; I had to marry her.

by Dr. C.C. April 9, 2012

Airline Neck Pillow

When a woman with enormous, hanging breasts stands up against you from behind and throws one over each of your shoulders, thus resembling the airline neck pillow .

Babe, I would appreciate you throwing those breasts over my shoulders like an airline neck pillow .

by Cam11 June 9, 2018

pillow therapy

The application of a pillow over the face of a particularly needy or annoying patient with enough force to occlude the airway, resulting in the patient's demise. See also: negative patient care outcome,bit the shit, and knock their dick in the dirt.

If that patient in room 3604 presses his call light one more time, nurse Heidi is going to ask her tech Kevin to apply pillow therapy.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

cooler than the other side of the pillow

This phrase is an adjective used to describe someone who's demeanor is so cool that if you don't like them, there is something wrong with you; a literal description based on waking up at night, flipping your pillow, and the coolness making you feel so good you fall back to sleep.

Chris? Oh that dude is the shit! He's cooler than the other side of the pillow.

by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008