polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.

My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.

by BGDH January 10, 2009

plummel

not even a word.
its "PUMMEL" you idiot

I "pummeled" that bitch ass wigger for acting like a nigger.

NOT PLUMMEL.. wtf you talking about? a plum that is mel?

by Jon Ho January 4, 2008

plumber kick

In SSBM pressing the A button in the air while holding no direction with the directional stick. Results in a neutral kick in the air that can out-prioritize directional A moves in the air by an opponent.

NOTE: Does not necessarily produce a "kick" with all characters, but still makes a neutral move.

Also known as "neutral kick" or "sex kick".

Stupid fag level 9 Mario always gets me with his gay plumber kick!!

by Astor May 24, 2005

Plumber Night

Any night that you have extensive sexual intercourse with no ejaculation. Named after the situation frequently found when you order a plumber: you stay in all day, and nobody comes.

Bob: Kelly came round last night.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.

by CageFightingBlogger November 30, 2010

plumber's nightmare

A worst case situation for a plumber, on a job with no tea, coffee or biscuits supplied by an unthinking householder.

Fuck these people, no tea all day it's a plumber's nightmare, I will go and piss in their water tank.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

Plumpers

Abnormally large and bulbous labia majorae. Having a round and plump vagina.

You know from her pants that she definitely has some juicy plumpers hidden in there!!

by Fckshack301 June 6, 2017

Boston Plumber

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman during her menses without first removing her tampon in an effort to make “clean up” faster and easier. Typically accompanied by a distinctive “plunging” sound.

We only had five minutes before her mother arrived with the turkley, so I grabbed a beer and gave her a Boston Plumber.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010