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Phantom DL

When one athlete is placed on the disabled list for the sole purpose of clearing a roster spot for another player, despite being completely healthy and injury free.
The Red Sox called up this young prospect from double A, and they put me on the Phantom DL with a calf strain to make room for him even though I'm good to go.
by Bogey32 June 10, 2009
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phantom ring

When you perceive the sensation of your phone vibrating, but it's not.
"Hold on, let me get that....oh wait...it was just a phantom ring."
by messy2010 February 10, 2010
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Phantom Hand

A phantom hand is when a person masturbates after sitting on their hand for an extended period of time. Masturbating with the numb hand then induces an effect of someone else's hand on your cock.
"Man, I've gotten so desensitized, I can only get off to beastiality hentai."
"That's awful. You should try phantom handing. It's a whole new experience."
by The New Looda October 29, 2008
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Phantom

Someone who is seldom seen or heard from, but used to be around all the time.
Where's Mike Been lately? I don't know, he's been a phantom lately.
by Johnnie Regalado January 11, 2006
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Phantom Friend

Noun: A friend who is always there when they need something but never around when you need them, like a ghost.
Josh: So Kayla texted me at 4 am to let her into the building so some random guy could bang her. Yet when I asked her earlier in the day to look at her class notes she was "unavailable."
Matt: Wow, she is such a Phantom Friend.
by BoatzNHoez April 12, 2010
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shithouse phantom

A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.

His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.

Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!
Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?

Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?

Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.
by Mighty B October 27, 2006
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Phantom Menace

Refers to a man with a boner walking or standing behind people while poking at them with his erect penis.
Damn! I just got Phantom Menaced!
by Pee in the park June 7, 2005
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