phacts

When someone is speaking such a truth that they have to emphasise the ‘f’ in facts and hence is spelt with a ‘ph’

That’s so true, you’re really speaking phacts there!

by Michael David Ging Cox March 21, 2021

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Phantomhox

Why does wbtb hate me
all the reasons, motivation, willpower, they all agree
Where does all of it go
poof, dunno
*gone*
then I wake up the next day and carry on
and its back
continues throughout the day, back on track
go back to sleep
wake up for wbtb, half asleep
***POOF***

They: Why can't you WILD?
Me: Phantomhox syndrome

by DoctorFoxy May 5, 2021

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Phantom Age

Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!

Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.

by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022

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desk phantom

A worker who is usually exempt and working project hours which can be any time during the day or evening. They often live at their desk, have minifridges and coffee makers there. They disappear often during the day without being noticed and come back to work late hours. Their job is very solitary and they are so seldom seen that seeing them is like seeing a phantom.

The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.

We just saw John coming in at 2 with coffee and his van was in the parking lot all last night. We think he's working on the bank acquisition code but you'll have to ask Francine his boss about that. The guy is a real desk phantom.

by johngagon February 25, 2010

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