Drunk Personality

n: the personality one takes when becoming drunk

I really like Jake when he's sober, but his drunk personality sucks.

by Cannibal_Candy July 29, 2011

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Hispanic Personality Disorder

Hispanic personality disorder is a mental health problem in which the individual affected may start preparing tacos and fajitas in a lasting trance that can extend for up to 24 hours. In more severe cases of the disorder, trances can last up to 3 days. In the severe cases, enchiladas may be prepared, this is when the disorder is at its worst.

"Where did all these tacos come from?"
"Oh God I'm sorry, it's Julia, she has Hispanic personality disorder"

by Consuela De Maria December 3, 2016

Princess Personality Disorder

A personality disorder in which a person acts like a princess and is constantly having others do things for them.

Will you bring my coffee to me, I have Princess Personality Disorder and can't do it myself.

by NarcissaMalfoy10773 January 24, 2018

Phantom Personality

When someone doesn't have a definable personality, and changes and jumps between traits often.

This term is often used when describing someone.

"I really don't know how to describe myself, there's too many random things about me."

"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."

by J. Calcus January 24, 2018

sexual personality disorder

Is a state of displacement,mania,schizophrenia,psychosexual development and schizo affective disorder where auditory hallucinations and visual hallucinations are causes to uncontrolled impulses for rape , sexual harrassment ,and child/sexual abuse ect....

Carl went to the mental health clinic because he was under the impression that he was under sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 5, 2018

Jasmins personality disorder

Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia

Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder

by Orangeaid July 13, 2020