penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009

Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014

Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death

I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.

by Chou Nox October 17, 2015

penkle

Penis wrinkle

You are such a penkle

by BryJen October 11, 2017

Penile delinquency

The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.

Hey bro, heard about your penile delinquency. That really sucks man!

by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019

pentesting

synonym for having sex

The CosmicMedia dev was pentesting so hard last night.

by kenhydrogen August 25, 2022