Pencil technique

The pencil technique is a method to get out of a painful situation such as being in the middle of an exam or third wheeling.

Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.

Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.

Fuck this math test bro! I'll use the pencil technique to get out of this one...

by Addisj July 21, 2016

Pencil Head

From the very first minutes of"Smash Mouth's" most famous single "All Star" music video.

The second superhero introducing himself is infact called Pencil Head with his son Son Of Pencil Head.
They state to erase crime.

Pencil Man: "Hi...Uhm...I am Pencil Head."
Son Of Pencil Head:" And I am Son Of Pencil Head!"
Pencil Head: "We erase crime..."

by Iranoon February 28, 2017

pencil arms

When a dude has skinny arms. There is no change in thickness between the bicep and forearm.

See David over there? He has pencil arms bro!

by Megladon March 25, 2017

pencil of doom

A super weapon of mass destruction, owned by Adolf Hitler in the Downfall parodies.

Hitler: I shall kill fucking Fegelein once and for all with my pencil of doom!

by Untergang fan May 28, 2017

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Penile Participation

(Phrase) A way to identify if there is any form of male participation in an activity; whether it be sexual, recreational, or educational.

We don’t want any penile participation on lady cousin day.

by _Hugh_Jeffincock_ July 3, 2019