pencil case

Something used to store pencils and other various stationary equipment during school, university or work.

Person 1: woah cool pencil case
Penson 2: yeah i have all my stuff in there

by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 25, 2019

Poker Pencil

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.

Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.

by Armkap June 6, 2020

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.

Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"

by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010

Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

pencil neck

How do you know if you're a pencil neck geek? Check for the following symptoms:

1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.

On his way home from the Star Trek convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a snot nosed pencil neck geek.

by Neil Gendreau October 30, 2007

Pencil - Case

The current trend in moblie phones has led to people (notably girls) sending irrelevant and useless text messages to each other. Girlfriends often pencil - case their boyfriends when a phone call would do to retain that secretive "pass a note in the classroom" element to the relationship.

AS VERB: Where's James gone? To pencil - case his girlfriend.

AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case

by Simon Trosper January 24, 2005