instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.
by elysiatheamazing May 25, 2008
Get the pencil boarding mug.When you drop a pencil in class and reach down to get it, and it rolls away even further when you touch it and usually to a spot where it cannot be reached.
Martin: (drops pencil) (reaches down to grab it) "DAMMIT THAT WAS MY ONLY PENCIL!"
Joe to Dave: "Ouch! That Sucks.."
Dave to Joe: "yeah he totally just got pencil gipped."
Joe to Dave: "Ouch! That Sucks.."
Dave to Joe: "yeah he totally just got pencil gipped."
by Leubert McCracken July 31, 2010
Get the Pencil Gip mug.1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”
2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”
2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”
by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021
Get the Straight as a pencil mug.Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"
by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010
Get the pregnant pencil mug."Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.
by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012
Get the Mechanical Pencil mug.How do you know if you're a pencil neck geek? Check for the following symptoms:
1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
On his way home from the Star Trek convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a snot nosed pencil neck geek.
by Neil Gendreau October 30, 2007
Get the pencil neck mug.The current trend in moblie phones has led to people (notably girls) sending irrelevant and useless text messages to each other. Girlfriends often pencil - case their boyfriends when a phone call would do to retain that secretive "pass a note in the classroom" element to the relationship.
AS VERB: Where's James gone? To pencil - case his girlfriend.
AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case
AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case
by Simon Trosper January 24, 2005
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