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Pencil Gip

When you drop a pencil in class and reach down to get it, and it rolls away even further when you touch it and usually to a spot where it cannot be reached.
Martin: (drops pencil) (reaches down to grab it) "DAMMIT THAT WAS MY ONLY PENCIL!"

Joe to Dave: "Ouch! That Sucks.."

Dave to Joe: "yeah he totally just got pencil gipped."
by Leubert McCracken July 31, 2010
mugGet the Pencil Gipmug.

pencil party

when the whole class forgets their pencils and someone saves the day
Yo, it's aboutta be a pencil party
by Miss belle November 30, 2016
mugGet the pencil partymug.

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...
by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023
mugGet the the French pencilmug.

pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.
Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"
by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010
mugGet the pregnant pencilmug.

Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.
"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.
by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012
mugGet the Mechanical Pencilmug.

pencil neck

How do you know if you're a pencil neck geek? Check for the following symptoms:

1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
On his way home from the Star Trek convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a snot nosed pencil neck geek.
by Neil Gendreau October 30, 2007
mugGet the pencil neckmug.

Pencil - Case

The current trend in moblie phones has led to people (notably girls) sending irrelevant and useless text messages to each other. Girlfriends often pencil - case their boyfriends when a phone call would do to retain that secretive "pass a note in the classroom" element to the relationship.
AS VERB: Where's James gone? To pencil - case his girlfriend.

AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case
by Simon Trosper January 24, 2005
mugGet the Pencil - Casemug.

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