Payton Carl

A fully penetrating oral fudge dragon, in the same family as the hot, warm, and cold carl.

Girl: "Wow! Did that girl just eat a chocolate hot dog?"
Boy: "No she just got Payton Carled."

by PC is not a personal computer March 17, 2009

bill paxton's ass

A pejorative adjective used to describe a repulsive or otherwise unpleasant occurrence.

"Ew! Look at that fat woman in the bikini."

"Gross. That is so bill paxton's ass."

by Artie D. May 2, 2006

patron

An expensive brand of tequila which black people drink before they have sexual intercourse.

Ma shawty and i was sippin da patron befo we get to da sexin', yo. Mah dat good shit, we gone and we doesn't even know it, yo.

by nahh? November 9, 2010

Robert Pattinson

He is a guy on Twilight. The main character. if you don't love him, you hate him. i know im gonna get some shizz over this but WHO CARES!? he just a person. no need to diss him. no need to swoon. i dont hate him, but i dont love him either.

Robert Pattinson Fan: OMG I LOVE ROBERT TO DEATH!!!!

Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES!

Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top

by K_K_3_3 July 25, 2009

Payton

amazing gorgeous guy who has a lot to offer and a lot going for him and has many goals in life. usually a very tall guy, has ambitions to work in the medical field. is very well endowed and a great kisser and knows how to pleasure a woman orally. overall a great guy.

wow that amazing guy is such a payton

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by princekatiepaul August 6, 2011

paxton

to paxton- v. to ram another vehicle off the road; to invade another's lane on the highway with intent to kill.

Did you see that! He just got paxtoned!

by Huberton March 27, 2007

Mary Paxton

Female genitalia. Resulting from a phrase misheard in conversation, Mary Paxton is now a term synonymous with other names and slang terms attributed to the vagina.

That Mary Paxton of yours is going to be busy tonight!

by Melissa Pi May 18, 2008