Pattern

Beat up

'If he chats shit, pattern him'

by Bon 3 May 21, 2018

laci peterson

A pregnant woman who was murdered, probably by her husband who was cheating on her two months before she was killed. Her body was found washed up on the beach in California. Her husband, Scott, is charged with murder. This story is all over the News and in the National Enquirer because it is very interesting.

I think that they will never find Laci Peterson's killer if her husband is aquitted.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Robert Pattinson

He is a guy on Twilight. The main character. if you don't love him, you hate him. i know im gonna get some shizz over this but WHO CARES!? he just a person. no need to diss him. no need to swoon. i dont hate him, but i dont love him either.

Robert Pattinson Fan: OMG I LOVE ROBERT TO DEATH!!!!

Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES!

Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top

by K_K_3_3 July 25, 2009

Petersonian

This is an adjective used to refer to the ideas of Canadian professor and psychologist, Jordan Peterson. Typically it is used in reference to his ideas around archetypes, meaning, and personal responsibility, which are the preeminent topics his books and lectures.

At first I thought Disney's "Hercules" was just a fun cartoon made for kids, but then I noticed there's a very Petersonian narrative here, wherein the titular demigod has a burden of physical strength that he cannot control and chooses to bear it in pursuit of becoming a "true hero," and on that journey he acquires a new strength: of character.

by MeaningChronicler April 3, 2022

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

by Manfoetus July 16, 2023

Robert Pattinson

A mediocre actor who was launched to fame by snagging the role of Cedric Diggory in the fourth Harry Potter film. He was noted as a attractive actor but his face did not launch a thousand ships of fandom. Yet. He was later offered the part of Edward Cullen in the movie Twilight where his acting was significantly less than it was in the Potter film. The fact that he did not take his character seriously shown through in every scene. Robert has now taken to not showering daily and enjoys leaving his hair greasy so it sticks up in funny ways. Unfortunately thousands upon thousands of very vocal girls would love to run their hands through his slimy locks.

Hey you haven't showered in days, you're starting to look like Robert Pattinson.

by JustNotSeeingIt October 18, 2009