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Jim Parsons

Jim Parsons is VERY smart and CUTE! He is mostly famouse for his role on the Big Bang Theory as Sheldon Copper. Most girls find him attractive but the bad thing is that....hes gay. Everytime you see him in an interview, he always mentions that he is no where close to being simular to Sheldon Copper. You would think that he is nerdy like his character but he mentions that he dosent know half of the stuff that his character says.
by izzy lark January 8, 2012
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Prison Block

Prison Block is a Browser Based RPG which is based around the life of inmates trying to impress the warden by initiating in Oral Sex in the hope that he might gain a "Favor" This favor can then be spent on developing his/her 'Cell' to gain a stupid advantage over the other inmates or sell them at stupid prices forcing new players to spend actual money to do anything. However, when the Warden decides the inmates no longer serves a purpose he will simply ban them without cause and not respond to any request. This game was intended to drain your soul and leave you with a nasty taste in your mouth. Enjoy!
Prison Block Prisoner: Excuse me Warden can i please get a favor?

Warden: Only if you get down on your knees and take one for the team.

Prison Block Prisoner: Is this necessary?

Warden: No but you're gonna do it or you're out of here!!
by Le Doctor September 20, 2011
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Prison Pussy

He's got a hot prison pussy!
by Outlaw April 9, 2003
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longineu parsons

1) Otherwise known as 'LP', Longineu is hella hot with his dreads and drumming skills.

2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!

2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!
by ryan key's ass March 11, 2005
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prison bitch

noun; the little skinny white guy that was sent to prison for ripping those "do not remove under penalty of law" tags from a mattress
homeboy: "what are you in for"
whitey: " ripping the tag off a mattress"
homeboy: "bend over you little cracker, you's my new prison bitch
by green giant April 4, 2003
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prison vocabulary

A vocabulary that includes obscure polysyllabic words that are often used incorrectly and/or out of their proper context. Specifically with people who don’t have the elloquence or articulate speech to match it.
Named so, because it was first observed with Mike Tyson after he finished a prison sentence for rape. One could imagine him sitting in his jail cell with nothing to do but read his dictionary.
From Tv: Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

Martha: Did he just use the words impetuous and Impregnable
Lucius: Thats his prison vocabulary
by Ben faulding May 11, 2006
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prison buff

Descriptive of a super cut, huge, very muscular person. Origin: men who become bodybuilders in prison because they have nothing to do but work out in the yards all day.
"Damn, 50 Cent is cut."
--"Yeah, he's like, prison buff."
by Lais May 16, 2006
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