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Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.
by QuacksO June 30, 2018
mugGet the Pap smearmug.

pap

Spanish slang (Salvadorian)

Definition: A small, inanimate object; usually a part or piece of something larger.

Similar to: thingie, thing-a-ma-bob, thing-a-ma-jig, joant, joint piece, what-cha-ma-call-it

Pronounced /päp/ and /bäp/ spoken simultaneously; combining /p/ and /b/ sounds.
Hombre uno: ¿Cómpo lo arreglo?
Hombre dos: Necisitas el pap.
by DeceivedThem July 23, 2016
mugGet the papmug.

Pap

Oh come on that’s pap
by Dad-magnus December 19, 2021
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people Papping

People Papping is taking a photograph of an average or non-celebrity type person without permission using a smartphone or other discrete devices in order to spark social interest (get likes, views or/and comments) on social networking sites and apps
I was minding my own business on the bus and this girl took a photo of me, which I later found posted online. There is something really unsettling about this new society of People Pappers. People Papping is so not cool !
by Prince&Eye April 6, 2014
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PAP

The ruling party in Singapore that has obviously not manipulated the voters so that it could obtain a 62-year ruling streak.
"PAP won the election again".
"I know. It always does, so much that I sometimes wonder if they are cheating."
"SID (Singapore equivalent of FBI) OPEN UP!"
by StartWithSobble June 14, 2021
mugGet the PAPmug.

Pap

An indiscrete word to used to refer to someone or a thing. When used 3 times you use wap.
Man, you seen pap? He was pissed about pap? So what's pap gonna do about wap?
by Leonardstein June 3, 2018
mugGet the Papmug.

PAP

the first poop you take after a night of heavy drinking. "Post Alcohol Poop"
"Man, I just took a great PAP this morning"
by Hafadabucci December 8, 2019
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