Bookies pencil

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.
by Ivornumbnuts June 08, 2019
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Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.
1. “How are you man?”
I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”
by my bf is a milf hunter May 19, 2021
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pencil case

Something used to store pencils and other various stationary equipment during school, university or work.
Person 1: woah cool pencil case
Penson 2: yeah i have all my stuff in there
by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 26, 2019
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pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.
Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"
by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010
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Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.
"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.
by Andrew676Runner December 08, 2012
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pencil neck

How do you know if you're a pencil neck geek? Check for the following symptoms:

1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
On his way home from the Star Trek convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a snot nosed pencil neck geek.
by Neil Gendreau October 15, 2007
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Pencil - Case

The current trend in moblie phones has led to people (notably girls) sending irrelevant and useless text messages to each other. Girlfriends often pencil - case their boyfriends when a phone call would do to retain that secretive "pass a note in the classroom" element to the relationship.
AS VERB: Where's James gone? To pencil - case his girlfriend.

AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case
by Simon Trosper January 24, 2005
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