Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.
Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."
by hippigorilla April 26, 2020
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Meat Oaf

A large, slightly overweight heterosexual male that has little to say and lacks a sense of masculinity. He of course tries to exude a pretense of manhood by eating a lot of meat, but may go up to his room for 'alone time' and start crying for no apparent reason. It would not be uncommon to hear of a female winning a physical battle with a meat oaf.
Hey Fred, look at that Meat Oaf being beat up by four school girls! I betchya he could use a big steak afterwards!
by Alanis September 18, 2007
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Meat Eggs

The testicles of the male anatomy.
I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.
by $hIti0T July 03, 2014
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Meat frisbee

A game that consists of two penis's with erection and a frisbee with a hole drilled in the middle. You play the game just lile horse shoes.
Mike and Paul invited Jerry over for a game of meat frisbee.
by Timmy Diggler September 26, 2017
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Meat falcon

I pounded Jenny with my meat falcon.
by foxadactyl December 23, 2014
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meat cart

Hey John, want to ride on this meat cart I just picked up?
by Wehavethemeats July 19, 2019
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meat bicycle

1. A reference to kreig from borderlands

2. A term used to describe your penis

3. A bicycle made of meat (fucking sherlock)
1."I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
2. "Hey, wanna come round and take a ride on my meat bicycle"
3."hey! I just killed some guy and made a bike outta his flesh! I call it the meat bicycle!"
by $hit talk3r November 12, 2017
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