Meat Eggs

The testicles of the male anatomy.

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

Meat Throat

A wounded or swollen throat from gobbling too much man meat.

After repeated gobbling sessions I have a case of meat throat.

by Polly Filler February 24, 2015

meat cart

Paraplegic prostitute

Hey John, want to ride on this meat cart I just picked up?

by Wehavethemeats July 18, 2019

Meat frisbee

A game that consists of two penis's with erection and a frisbee with a hole drilled in the middle. You play the game just lile horse shoes.

Mike and Paul invited Jerry over for a game of meat frisbee.

by Timmy Diggler September 26, 2017

meat cork

The process of inserting ones Penis in the ass hole of his partner to stiffle flatulence.

You stink, let's insert a meat cork.

by big boy 12 January 24, 2016

Meat Pouch

The point between your belly button and vagina that creates a bulge in your jeans

bro my meat pouch is so big in these high wastes jeans

by Kydizzlepouch6 August 15, 2017

meat bicycle

1. A reference to kreig from borderlands

2. A term used to describe your penis

3. A bicycle made of meat (fucking sherlock)

1."I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
2. "Hey, wanna come round and take a ride on my meat bicycle"
3."hey! I just killed some guy and made a bike outta his flesh! I call it the meat bicycle!"

by $hit talk3r November 12, 2017