Black Omelette

A procedure where one takes a wet shit on anothers chest and waits for it to dry. Once it is dry they proceed to eat it.

Jake: Dude im gonna shit on your chest and wait for it to dry.....then eat it!

Salina: OK!!!! I love the Black Omelette!!!

by shitfucker50006 February 16, 2009

angry omelette

This is a ritual that starts in the morning. You start by jerking off and right before climaxing, you penetrate your lover in there anus while they are laying on their belly. After climaxing in their anus, you vigorously scramble the contents around for equal distribution. After thoroughly blending the contents, you flip the other person and smear everything on their belly with your penis.

Man, I just had a angry omelette this morning.

by Sirwil45 June 8, 2016

Whale Of An Omelette

Any omelette, homemade or ordered in a restaurant, that consists of at least 7 eggs (or egg whites). In addition, there must be some other ingredient that adds to the gargantuan nature of the omelette, such as turkey, or a mix of cheeses, mushrooms, onions, tomato, etc. One should be able to finish this meal in one sitting, barring a pussy eating it. The omelette is best complemented by either a fruit cup or a vegetable medley.

Joshua always orders a Whale Of An Omelette when he attends various diners because he thoroughly enjoys both the leanness and satisfaction that the omelette provides.

by Stuart Little II May 25, 2008

making an omelet

the art of a man inserting his testicles into a womans mouth then she performs a rapid left-right motion

Yea, last night we were making an omelet. Its harder than it looks!

by your_moms_new_lover May 20, 2009

5-Egg Omelette

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011

Spanish Omelette

To get your ingredients to your omelette and put it inside a girls vagina. Then to fuck her ever so hardly. Then to cum inside her and wait for everything to "cum" out. (Ahehe). Then put the omelette ingredients on a pan and consume it at a candle lit dinner :D.

Eric: *fucks yew so harrddd*

Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*

Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D

Kat: *Cums out ingredients*

Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*

Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!

*Fucks on table*

by Katerina :D May 1, 2011

Omelette du fromage

A line from Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album.

Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.

Oh waiter, I'll have an omelette du fromage!

by pictsiegirl September 10, 2010