orlandite

A fangirl who worships that sexy beast orlando bloom insanely.

Requirements include the following:
1) own movies he has been in
2) Have a shrine dedicated to him
3) Have declared your undying love for orlando bloom

Orlandites of the world UNITE

by katkid0220 February 27, 2005

Orlando Bloom

The most kind, smart, sexy man to ever be alive. He is very sweet and cute. He is mine though, so you must back off. i know everything about him, and have been a fan for years. orlando is a nice man who is misunderstood sometimes and is the hottest man ever. i love orlando!

orlando bloom, I truly love you.

by orlando bloom is minex3 April 16, 2006

Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Orlando

Orlando Anderson, the guy Tupac fought with the night he got shot, and the guy a lot of people think is the one who shot him.

"I would have told Pac not to stomp Orlando, told puffy and B.I.G about the Rampart scandal" The Game

by Daft July 16, 2008

Orlando

Autistic and Gay. Everyone hates him.

I hope my son doesn't turn out to be an Orlando

by picard34 August 31, 2020

Orlando Bloom.

A guy who has girls drooling all over him, while making males jelous as hell. My opinion is that he is a great guy, though his nose is a little strong. Has a sun on the lower abondomen, and the elf rune #9 on his inner right arm. Is a very clumsy man, but that makes us all love even more!

*Orlando falls down stairs* Oww...

by Astàra Elfwood June 3, 2004

Orlando

Penis is not bigger than his palm, he thinks he gets girl but he does not

That guy is like an Orlando, he can't get girls

by Tdhhjjnmng April 6, 2016