pit nutter

A person who--despite all the bad media coverage--believes that the pit bull is a fine, noble animal, and bases this belief on nothing more concrete than the observation of pit bulls playing, clowning, and licking people into joyful submission. Pit bulls provide pit nutters with unconditional love, which pit nutters repay by treating the dogs like the royalty they are.

Q: What do you get when you give a pit bull to a lonely person?

A: An ecstatic pit nutter.

by Bully Bob August 20, 2011

Fluffer nutter

When a guy dips his junk in marshmallow fluff before a blow job. Can be substituted with PB or Nutella.

I made him do a fluffer nutter before I blew him so it wouldn't taste like ball sweat like it did last time.

by E. coli21 April 5, 2011

nutter butter

When one ejaculates into anothers anus..

bob nutter buttered betty so she wouldn't get pregnant.

by Dick Lea May 10, 2011

p-nutter

penis-butter...jack off into peanut butter and serve it to your friends..:D

8===D~~|pb|------->:)<yummy

by funky.j.munkey May 12, 2003

Nutterbutter

the act of picking someones nose hairs with the up-most caution to avoid being detected

he never saw that nutterbutter coming.

must of gotten at least 5 hairs off that nutterbutter.

have you ever been nutterbuttered so hard your nose bleed afterward?

The moment you think your safe from a nutterbutter is usually when they hurt the most.

by belly flop king July 15, 2011

nutterbutter

Sweat retrieved from the testicular sack.

Honey, I would like to slather your thunder thighs with nutterbutter in front of a gay guy, 'cause I'm a devious hetero tease, like a 16 year old cheerleader in a nursing home.Shit!

by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! November 2, 2003

Fluffer Nutter

Fluffer Nutter is the backhanded name for the mayor of Philadelphia, Michael Nutter, because of a lot of his "lighter-than-air" thinking.

"Hey man, did you hear that they want to impose another tax of two cents AN OUNCE on sodas??"
"Yeah, its Fluffer Nutter's idea, and that's one politician who seriously needs to get out of government, get a real job, and find out what's its like to actually have to work for living."

by Sword Of Truth August 31, 2012