A baseline idiot.
The person who acts friendly but has toxic ulterior motive.
The person who lives and breathes insecurity.
The person who has an axe to grind and is hell-bent on vendetta.
The person who lives in the problem instead of the solution.
The baseline failure of all human behavior.
The problem with baseline idiots is they can only grasp zero-sum games.
They are cognitively incapable of anything else.
Hence our civilization:
Zero-Sum Games are a mathematical representation of competing entities, where the result is
1. an advantage for one side 2. an equivalent loss for the other
Any time it feels like a person need to take chunks out of you to be satisfied, that is a baseline idiot.
Ego and hormones are the north star of what drives this problem. For as long as ego and hormones keep stringing along human cognition, this species will remain stunted, hard-capped into imbecility.
This is why modern dating is a near total wreck - it also became a zero-sum game.
The person who acts friendly but has toxic ulterior motive.
The person who lives and breathes insecurity.
The person who has an axe to grind and is hell-bent on vendetta.
The person who lives in the problem instead of the solution.
The baseline failure of all human behavior.
The problem with baseline idiots is they can only grasp zero-sum games.
They are cognitively incapable of anything else.
Hence our civilization:
Zero-Sum Games are a mathematical representation of competing entities, where the result is
1. an advantage for one side 2. an equivalent loss for the other
Any time it feels like a person need to take chunks out of you to be satisfied, that is a baseline idiot.
Ego and hormones are the north star of what drives this problem. For as long as ego and hormones keep stringing along human cognition, this species will remain stunted, hard-capped into imbecility.
This is why modern dating is a near total wreck - it also became a zero-sum game.
by passportbrowiki May 6, 2025
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Used to describe a person with 0 commitment when it comes to starting a game and finishing it and/or a person who cant sit down and enjoy playing minecraft for longer than 30 seconds
Can also be used to describe a Saxophone Player
Used to describe a person with 0 commitment when it comes to starting a game and finishing it and/or a person who cant sit down and enjoy playing minecraft for longer than 30 seconds
Can also be used to describe a Saxophone Player
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Memes that normies and inexperienced mainstream peasants enjoy. These are typically memes that grow very big but become classified as dead very quickly. Similar to 'damn daniel' or 'cash me ousside', these memes are almost the opposite of dank memes and can even be seen on the ellen show.
by Swatchix March 29, 2017
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top text: mom: alcohol is your enemy
bottom text: Jesus says love your enemy. case closed.
top text: mom: alcohol is your enemy
bottom text: Jesus says love your enemy. case closed.
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NORMIE: hey dude seen this meme its about cats
DANK PEEP: wtf did you just show me that meme is shit boi go back to facebook
NORMIE: hey dude seen this meme its about cats
DANK PEEP: wtf did you just show me that meme is shit boi go back to facebook
by yeetus christ May 8, 2017
Get the normie meme mug.A game that is extremely popular at a specific time and usually for a limited time and is mostly or sometimes entirely played by normies (e.g. Fortnite, COD, etc.)
by Bread Buachaill May 26, 2018
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Normie-Thot: *sings it's everyday bro.
Boy: Shut up normie-thot you are disgusting.
Other boy: I'll slap ya if you don't shut the fuck up
Boy: Shut up normie-thot you are disgusting.
Other boy: I'll slap ya if you don't shut the fuck up
by Lytatroan October 25, 2017
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Ex: Ali-A, Lazarbeam, Muselk
Ex: Ali-A, Lazarbeam, Muselk
by ion0320 November 2, 2018
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