Guy 1: *dies*
Guy 1: OMG WHAT A FUCKING NOOB
Guy 2: bro I am not a noob Ive been playing this game for 4 years wtf.
Guy 1: OMG WHAT A FUCKING NOOB
Guy 2: bro I am not a noob Ive been playing this game for 4 years wtf.
by controllZ February 24, 2021
Get the Noob mug.Amazing player/good player. The modern noob is very good but is often called a noob because he is new.
by Man-spider16 December 8, 2021
Get the Noob mug.by Casual Idiot October 16, 2021
Get the Noob mug.One who fails to complete the simplest and most key tasks, generally a socially akward or irritating person.
Noob: (walks down street and trips over a ladybug)
OR
Crowd of normal, popular people: "No I love lost, it's a great show, did you guys see the one when.."
(Interrupted by noob)
Noob: "What's lost?"
OR
Noob to crowd of people, "Hey guys, what does milf mean?"
OR
Crowd of normal, popular people: "No I love lost, it's a great show, did you guys see the one when.."
(Interrupted by noob)
Noob: "What's lost?"
OR
Noob to crowd of people, "Hey guys, what does milf mean?"
by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011
Get the Noob mug.Online term for an "idiot","loser","retard" or "bastard" Or just sombody who plain cannot speak proper english online but types always in exsessive cheatspeak or "1337" speak, with absolutly no use of capitalization, or punctuation.
ect in online games/forums.
Originally derived from the word "newbie" as to sombody who was new, and clueless about the game, a player who needed help. Which later got shortened to newb.
Often people mis-use the term, calling new players to the game noobs, when often they just need a little help finding their way around the game. Please take care not to abuse this term as it is quite rude when the person is new to the game.
If the person is simply typing badly because he or she cannot speak english well, then they are not a noob, unless they are purposfully using knowing another language to annoy other players.
Then as chatspeak farther developed, you started seeing "noob" and "nub" as well as other variants such as "n00bz0re", "nib", "nubz"
ect in online games/forums.
Originally derived from the word "newbie" as to sombody who was new, and clueless about the game, a player who needed help. Which later got shortened to newb.
Often people mis-use the term, calling new players to the game noobs, when often they just need a little help finding their way around the game. Please take care not to abuse this term as it is quite rude when the person is new to the game.
If the person is simply typing badly because he or she cannot speak english well, then they are not a noob, unless they are purposfully using knowing another language to annoy other players.
Then as chatspeak farther developed, you started seeing "noob" and "nub" as well as other variants such as "n00bz0re", "nib", "nubz"
Random noob : u giv me gold* or i ks* u
EXPed player : Sorry no, i've worked hard to earn my gold and game items, you should do the same as the rest of the players. or "Noob" *walks away*
Other examples the "noob" would be speaking in the same bad grammer more/less, in some cases using 1337, aka "u g1v m3 g0ld 0r 1 ks j00" (you give me gold or i ks you)
Or using all caps, or random caps which most players find annoying, such as "U GIV M3 G0LD OR I KS U" or " u GiVE mE GoLD oR i KS YoU"
*Gold is a standard currency in most MMORPG*'s
*In general to "ks" sombody is to "kill steal" them, to prevent their character from getting any exp* to level up.
**MMORPG stands for : massive multiplayer online role playing game
**EXP points is the experience characters earn in order to reach the next level up
EXPed player : Sorry no, i've worked hard to earn my gold and game items, you should do the same as the rest of the players. or "Noob" *walks away*
Other examples the "noob" would be speaking in the same bad grammer more/less, in some cases using 1337, aka "u g1v m3 g0ld 0r 1 ks j00" (you give me gold or i ks you)
Or using all caps, or random caps which most players find annoying, such as "U GIV M3 G0LD OR I KS U" or " u GiVE mE GoLD oR i KS YoU"
*Gold is a standard currency in most MMORPG*'s
*In general to "ks" sombody is to "kill steal" them, to prevent their character from getting any exp* to level up.
**MMORPG stands for : massive multiplayer online role playing game
**EXP points is the experience characters earn in order to reach the next level up
by Whats A Name? March 16, 2008
Get the Noob mug.A player in an online game who is new to the game and is not very good at it. There are many types of noobs, here are a few.
- Newb - Respectable, because they ask more experienced players for advice and tips so they can generally improve.
- n00b - An unskilled, annoying player who often resorts to cheap methods of gaining kills then expecting praise. Often accuses more experienced players of hacking because they suck. These are the worst type of noob.
Noobs will often ragequit games because they get extremely competitive and angry when they are beaten.
Noobs will also boast about their "skill", and rage when they are beaten by a more experienced player.
- Newb - Respectable, because they ask more experienced players for advice and tips so they can generally improve.
- n00b - An unskilled, annoying player who often resorts to cheap methods of gaining kills then expecting praise. Often accuses more experienced players of hacking because they suck. These are the worst type of noob.
Noobs will often ragequit games because they get extremely competitive and angry when they are beaten.
Noobs will also boast about their "skill", and rage when they are beaten by a more experienced player.
Noob - "Omg last night I got 94 kills ohhhhhh"
Experiencedplayer - (kills noob several times in a row)
Noob - "OMG HAX REPORTING"
Newb - "Hi. I'm kind of new. Can anyone give me a hand?"
Experiencedplayer - "Sure. Follow me and I'll teach you how to snipe."
Noob - "LOL NOOB U DONT KNOW HOW TO SNIPE
(newb headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG AIMBOT"
(noob spamming flamethrower to kill everyone in sight)
Noob - "come on you noobs pussies come out of spawn"
Experiencedplayer - "I would, except you're spamming with your flamethrower."
Noob - "LOL YOUR JUST A NOOB"
(experiencedplayer headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG HAX"
(noob ragequits)
Experiencedplayer - (kills noob several times in a row)
Noob - "OMG HAX REPORTING"
Newb - "Hi. I'm kind of new. Can anyone give me a hand?"
Experiencedplayer - "Sure. Follow me and I'll teach you how to snipe."
Noob - "LOL NOOB U DONT KNOW HOW TO SNIPE
(newb headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG AIMBOT"
(noob spamming flamethrower to kill everyone in sight)
Noob - "come on you noobs pussies come out of spawn"
Experiencedplayer - "I would, except you're spamming with your flamethrower."
Noob - "LOL YOUR JUST A NOOB"
(experiencedplayer headshots noob)
Noob - "OMG HAX"
(noob ragequits)
by Hipstacat May 16, 2013
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