NUMPTY

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.

"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.

by jill harrison November 2, 2006

numpty

a bastard turnip

you fucking numpty mr murray

by blaze11 June 20, 2004

numpty

Patrick Numpty Carolan

Is a silly b*ll*cks from County Louth who drives a clapped out BMW.
A complete know all who is so fond of himself that he would crawl up his own arse.

by All in production.Engineering,Quality,Wood,etc January 26, 2005

Numpty

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

NUMPTY

The 2003 Pool Champion.

He is a Numpty

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

nompty

Nompty: You are slightly retarded but not completely retarded, it sounds best with a Irish Accent. Could also mean your have a small penis

Pronounced: nom-teh
"Your a fuck'n nompty"
"You've got a small nompty"
"Oh, you stupid nompty"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Nompty

A person or thing that is partially retarded but not completly retarded.
Can also be a person with a chode or a small penis.

Best said in Irish Accent
Pronounced: Nomp-teh

Examples:

"You're a fucking nompty"
"You have a small nompty you shit cunt"
"Did you hear about that stupid fucking nompty?"

by a nompty May 30, 2016