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nob pocket

The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.
"check that girl out"! "I bet she's got a gorgeous nob pocket"
by oscaria January 22, 2008
mugGet the nob pocketmug.

Bent Nob

When you butt bang a girl so hard that it permanently bends your penis in a 90 degree angle, and Wilson... Go Fuck Yourself. ;P
Girl: Wanna buttbang again?
Boy: Can't I got a bent nob last time.
by thelardlord October 28, 2013
mugGet the Bent Nobmug.

Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe
"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"
by Swift December 13, 2003
mugGet the Ripe Nobmug.

nob donkey

a general purpose obscenity for describing a fucking idiot.
by Jim Smith May 5, 2004
mugGet the nob donkeymug.

nob end

by Anonymous October 1, 2003
mugGet the nob endmug.

nob jockey

a derogatery term for a HOMO any one you dont like
by e-j-allen October 6, 2008
mugGet the nob jockeymug.

pwn nob

A gaming term:

A pwn nob is the official title given to a person who takes considerably too much pleasure in pwning newbs. A newb, being new to the game, has very good reason to suck horribly, therefore there is nothing to be proud of in totally kicking there butt. A pwn nob is rediculously proud of this and enjoys it in that maniacle, evil way. This thus makes them a friggin jerk, and they are then classified as a kind of noob.

So, a pwn nob is a noob who takes entirely too much pride in pwning newbs.
ex.)#Joe and TheBen play "Naruto Clash of Ninja." This is #Joe's first time. TheBen owns the game. #Joe gets totally and completely pwned. TheBen brags excessively.

TheBen: WOOHOO YOU SUCK. I WIN !! I=PWNSAUCE!!!! I totally pwned you.
#Joe: You are a retard you fricken pwn nob. I'm a neeewb. Frick.
TheBen: I don't care....I win.
#Joe: You are the epitomy of a pwn nob.
by #Joe November 16, 2007
mugGet the pwn nobmug.

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