Get the Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnismug. A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal sex will literally tear your ass apart.
boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Nikola was headin' out today.
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
by Nik123 November 23, 2021
Get the Nikolamug. by mukkeman November 20, 2021
Get the Nikolamug. The biggest dick person on the planet with god like body. Everybody wants him and like him. Every girl wants to go in his bed and taste the perfect dick. Very funny and understanding and of course he has A VERY BIG DICK>
by NIkolaBigDIck November 21, 2021
Get the Nikolamug. Well hunged dude. He will grind you for hours. And the best part is that you will ask him for more tomorrow. His stamina is perfected by many years of satisfaction of woman's secret desires.
by PeraZdera123 November 21, 2021
Get the Nikolamug. Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023
Get the Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggummug. 