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BF pay for nails day 

April 8th is the official, international holiday “BF pays for your nails”. On this day, he must pay for a fresh set on your hands & toes, and if he misses it, he must accept your biweekly fills as a regular expense until the next year (if not already)
“It’s 4/8, gotta send my girl $200 for her nails. I forgot it was international BF pay for nails day.”

blue toe Nails 

Means her pussy smell like the ocean.
-person 1 :Yo bro how about that girl

-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails 

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails
My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

Painting my nails blue and taking a bath

Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out
Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now”

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone who gets on a reality show claiming to be a badass and thinks anybody who notices what they're really like is underestimating them.
The 98 pounds and tough as nails girl thinks anybody who remembers how much she whined about everything as a kid is underestimating, bullying, or censoring her.

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone cocky enough to think they outdo everyone at anything.
Now that he's elderly, drunk, and on painkillers, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl is going to go kick his ass, she finally found the courage and resolve to do it.