captain planet myself 

When a woman uses a vibrating cock ring in a solo masturbation round. She places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. Then she'll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her clit. This can entirely remove the need for a man.

Janie: "I totally put the cock ring on my index finger and captain planet myself."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."

captain planet myself by Planeteer September 10, 2011

I should kill myself... Now! 

Something that Sayori does when Monika messes around with her chr. file. It doesn't really matter since Monika's real and Sayori isn't.

Monika: messes around with sayori.chr
Sayori: My life is nothing! I serve zero purpose! I should kill myself... Now!

I should kill myself... Now! by Monika's Boyfriend March 29, 2022

Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times 

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once

"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."

Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008

Peed myself 

A figure of speech that implies that one laughed so hard that they lost bowel control. Not to be taken literally.

Oh, you came so close! "Peed Myself" could almost be considered slang. But did you define it? No! You just took the opportunity to declare how funny you think you are. Yes, you like fig netwons, you've made that abundently fucking clear, but seiously...Look at my above definition. It tells us what the term means elegantly and concisely, without ever mentioning how clever I am or how cute my girlfriend or child is or what my favorite food it. If you are too fucking stupid to understand the format of this website than I think you have no business on the internet.

Peed myself by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

You Enjoy Myself 

Putyourfaceindriveintovelensa...or something like that

you enjoy myself is a super dope phish song

You Enjoy Myself by montana is gay March 22, 2004

Cocked Myself 

when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal

Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.

Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha

Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.

Cocked Myself by alejandr000 May 4, 2011

screaming crying killing myself 

a figurative phrase used when one hates a certain situation

friend 1: “ugh I have work soon, screaming crying killing myself.”

friend 2: “don’t kill yourself!”

friend 1: “it’s a figure of speech babes.”

screaming crying killing myself by h0p3mya April 20, 2022