A condition that occurs to a middle-aged woman’s face where features become more Muppet-like. Characterized by fat over the eyelids, and a very straight thin lipped unhappy appearance. Usually accompanied by duller hair and skin color.
by jumpin george September 13, 2013
Get the Muppet Facemug. by ledavinci May 29, 2018
Get the Muppet Neckingmug. A muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman's vagina being pushed out violently during sexual intercourse.
Last night Lisa and I were having sex and she let out the loudest muppet fart I've ever heard.
Eat a dick ya muppet fart.
Eat a dick ya muppet fart.
by Muppet Fart June 27, 2016
Get the muppet fartmug. by Emithises' Shit Post February 4, 2017
Get the Fudge Muppetmug. the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers 'hoodies' who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying
"the muppets are there again"
by james still January 12, 2007
Get the The Muppetsmug. A person(s) who mis-reads a question(s) on the internet and embarrasingly requests the definition, and - or, a person who replies wrongly to said question.
Person A: It's okay
Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.
Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?
Person A: You wish we could talk another time?
Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.
The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".
Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.
Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?
Person A: You wish we could talk another time?
Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.
The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".
by Red Muppet September 6, 2009
Get the Red Muppetmug. by Lo-G January 3, 2008
Get the muppet showermug.