Mung Burger

When you take a dead pregnant woman out to the desert let her lay there for three days then scoot a trampoline next to her take three bounces to get the height then pencil dive on to her stomach then whatever comes out you patty up and grill mmm mmm tasty!!!

Can you pass the cheese and relish my mung burger is kinda dry?

by Hogchode August 1, 2008

mung rag

A Bar-Keeep's rag for sopping up spills.

I can't believe Dan took a shot of mung-rag drippings, and hasen't puked yet!

by Cnut Stolen December 14, 2004

ming mung

A minger covered in mung

That bitch is a dirty ming mung. She is minging and was also covered in 4 day old mung

by Rick** July 30, 2008

Mung Juice

When you few up a pregnant womans vagina, and then jump on her stomach. Everything that comes out is mung juice.

Someone: Mung juice, anyone?
Everyone: No.

by Puketastic February 12, 2008

tit mung

the nasty combination of lint and sweat that accumulates under unperky (usually fat,sloppy) tits.

when that fat bitch laid back i was lookin at two tit mung smiles

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Mung-Guz

A human being who mung's food at a ridiculous rate and guzzles liquid at an even more ridiculous rate.

Person 1: Hey where did all the salami go, I bought a kilo of it yesterday.
Person 2: I dunno, I think person 3 ate it all.
Person 1: What a mung-guz

by aikman14 April 23, 2011

China mung

to be very Chinese like

That lady has a heavy Chinese accent, she is such a China mung

by bigAndy May 8, 2014