Mung Burger

When you take a dead pregnant woman out to the desert let her lay there for three days then scoot a trampoline next to her take three bounces to get the height then pencil dive on to her stomach then whatever comes out you patty up and grill mmm mmm tasty!!!

Can you pass the cheese and relish my mung burger is kinda dry?

by Hogchode July 11, 2008

mung rag

A Bar-Keeep's rag for sopping up spills.

I can't believe Dan took a shot of mung-rag drippings, and hasen't puked yet!

by Cnut Stolen December 14, 2004

ming mung

A minger covered in mung

That bitch is a dirty ming mung. She is minging and was also covered in 4 day old mung

by Rick** May 27, 2006

Mung Juice

When you few up a pregnant womans vagina, and then jump on her stomach. Everything that comes out is mung juice.

Someone: Mung juice, anyone?
Everyone: No.

by Puketastic February 13, 2008

tit mung

the nasty combination of lint and sweat that accumulates under unperky (usually fat,sloppy) tits.

when that fat bitch laid back i was lookin at two tit mung smiles

by bobbyt June 17, 2006

Mung-Guz

A human being who mung's food at a ridiculous rate and guzzles liquid at an even more ridiculous rate.

Person 1: Hey where did all the salami go, I bought a kilo of it yesterday.
Person 2: I dunno, I think person 3 ate it all.
Person 1: What a mung-guz

by aikman14 April 05, 2011

Mung Pining

Mung diving but when the corpse has pin worms. This is done to enjoy the yummy taste of the intestinal juices mixed with pin worms.

This corpse has pin worms, screw mung diving lets go mung pining.

by Ratking69 May 29, 2023