muff puppet

when you shove your hand up a girls snatch,like a puppet

Dude i made my girlfriend into a muff puppet last night.

by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 8, 2006

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Muff Must

A musky and/or sweaty odor (much like armpit B.O.) eminating from the hair in the pubic area. This problem can be eliminated with extreme amounts of Soap, Shaving, and/or Deodorant.

I was with Jan last night, she had some serious muff must!

by Ceergee January 2, 2007

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"mock" + "offended". Someone is moffended when they are only pretending to be upset or angry at someone else. They aren't ACTUALLY offended, but maybe just a little, and want to make the person feel guilty while keeping things light-hearted.

1) David: Sarah, I'm sorry I called you trashy. I didn't mean it.

Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.

2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!

Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!

by Hot Tranny Mess February 4, 2010

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Butt Muff

A patch of hair found on a persons buttocks.

His butt muff tickles my nose, but at least it keeps my lips warm.

by Faloola K Cheezy December 9, 2010

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Muff Muff Birdman

A person dressed in a bird outfit that likes muffs, both ear muffs and chicks muffs

Timmy dressed up in a bird outfit for the night and went searching for Muffs, the only muffs he found were ear muffs, "dont worry" timmy said, "I am the muff muff birdman and pig nosed mozerella cheese man on thursdays.

by Scrak McRack December 8, 2006

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Retro Muff

A woman whose pubic hair is large and unkept. A big bush.

I was gonna go down on Lucy last night 'till I discovered she had the retro muff going on..

by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

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muff dozer

One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.

Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.

Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.

Many derivatives apply.

I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!

I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.

Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!

by Richter ass November 9, 2010

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