Purple Mongoose

during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours Tabasco sauce all over the butt and makes a dive penis first into her butt. Once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.

Jane dies from a severe Purple Mongoose attempt, but John is still alive.

by ronald franken August 21, 2008

Mongoloid

A large, inproportional creature with arms that hang down past its knees. It's legs are long and it's body is short and fat. It also has a major case of retardation. It usually is found in scoutcraft

Mort: hey guys, have you seen the mongoloid?
Skinny Pete: yea I saw that beast in scoutcraft

by Claytard February 8, 2017

mongoloid

A term used to describe the people of East Asia, that is no longer considered politically correct in general usage, but is still used by anthropologists. It derives from the mistaken belief that the East Asian racial type originated in Mongolia.

Some experts classify Native Americans as Mongoloid while others classify them as a separate race.

by weblurker December 9, 2008

Mongolian Meat Knuckle Sandwich

Testicle skin getting stuck between braces while teabagging your partner.

Karen realized too late. Hector was the victim of a mongolian meat knuckle sandwich...

by Canadian OG October 28, 2008

Mongolico

From Spanish (mostly used in Spain), a derogatory word for someone with down-syndrome (Mongolism); English equivalent of mongo. It also can be used for retard, dumbass, spasty, jerk, junkhead etc. Mostly describes a person with very low IQ and behaving stupidly all day.

Que te pasa? Eres mongolico? What's wrong with you? Are you a mongo (mongolico)?

by Globetrash May 28, 2013

suicidal mongoloid

the one with the downest syndrome

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

cock mongoler

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.

1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"

by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006