mirror

A girls prized possesion. Synonoyms include reflective glass and anything shiny.

Damn, that chick wont stop fuckin admirin her ugly face in the mirror!

by Nezbit. December 12, 2004

Piss mirror

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.

"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."

by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009

Mirror Phobic

A person who makes absolutely zilch effort on their looks. With a bit of effort anyone can look hugely better but these people are completely disinterested.

Look ate Catweazel over there, is he completely Mirror Phobic?

by Seymour Van Dors May 14, 2012

mirror smashers

A general term used to describe motorcycle gloves that have armored knuckles which are capable of punching off the side mirror of a car without causing any pain or injury to the rider.

"Some cager tried run me off the road so I pulled up beside him and punched off his mirror with trusty my mirror smashers."

by bingboopbeep July 31, 2012

Mirrorface

When a person puts on a face that can only be seen when they're in front of a mirror or a camera.

Nadasha doesn't realise it, but she totally has a mirrorface, I'm not even sure if she knows what she really looks like because her face always changes in front of a mirror

by lesburnman July 3, 2016

Morford

A beautiful man with a luscious beard who will rule the galaxy within the next three years. By using his world history knowledge and Thriller-esque dance moves, no one will be able to stop the ALLRIIIIIIGGGHTT Awesomeness.

Guy 1: Dude, I used to be straight, but after seeing Morford I turned gay.
Guy 2: Same, he's just so beautiful.

by Daddy Riedel March 10, 2018

Mirror Locked

When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.

"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."

by Zenoren April 17, 2020