Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

by Mark January 9, 2003

sex monger

A hot person, especially one that many people want to bang.

Mary: Ooh, Joel Madden. What a sex monger.

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

monser

Anyone that is as cute as a button.

Come here baby, you are my little monser.

by Joe Lipton November 5, 2004

monserrate

A nice beautiful person that gets what she wants and sometimes can be mistaken for anicnt person but really she's pretty sassy

monserrate you sassy girl

by Hdhsjhhjd May 28, 2018

Moner

An extremely painful morning wood; a painful boner

Person 1: "Aw man, this morning I woke up with a moner, and i thought my dick was gonna explode!"
Person 2: "Aw shit bro...that sucks."

by RileyFish April 16, 2015

Monserrat

Monserrat is the cutest most lovable person in the world. If you ever meet one you have to make sure to say hi to her bff Demetri he is always by her side. She always doubts how she looks even though to Demetri she looks great. It is very easy to fall into a deep conversation with a Monserrat. Be careful though because if you hurt a Monserrat her best bud Demetri will probably be there. Her favorite color is probably purple.

Monserrat is quite the girl

by Demetri99 February 17, 2019

Donkey raving ass monger

One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.

Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.

by Steve Malibako December 5, 2003