When an otherwise sane, normal girl drinks too much alcohol and transforms into a stumbling, word slurring, wardrobe malfunctioning all around hot mess.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
by Rayburns August 17, 2011
by mitch00uk March 26, 2015
A alcoholic beverage consisting of red gatorade, sprite, red bull, vodka, and bacardi-151, usually served in a Camel Bak.
(A): Gurl, what happened last night?
(B): I don't know, but Dallas had his ridiculous backpack with monster mix!
(A): DANNNGGG! He's passed out on the lawn again!
(B): I don't know, but Dallas had his ridiculous backpack with monster mix!
(A): DANNNGGG! He's passed out on the lawn again!
by TheIllestoftheIllest December 08, 2011
by friarSams January 09, 2005
The largest, most fattening burger offered at a Hardee's restaurant. An incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. The holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. Contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. PETA's worst nightmare. Not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.
Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!
by roundthewheel October 09, 2007
The most pimpenest and illest g-thang. Walks with so much confidence you'll be scared of him. You'll think he's a SWAG MONSTER!
by Biak September 23, 2011
by Joey Calvan December 04, 2017