Swag monster

The most pimpenest and illest g-thang. Walks with so much confidence you'll be scared of him. You'll think he's a SWAG MONSTER!

A: Yo! Did you see that McLuvin kid chillin with the cops?

B: Yah! he was a total swag monster!

by Biak September 23, 2011

Swag Monster

A person who steals your swag(copies you).

Girl 1: What the hell, I was wearing that shirt yesterday...
Girl 2: I know, what a swag monster.

by swagless November 11, 2010

You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond

Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment

by TheHappyWhopper January 20, 2012