care mondongo

Gut Face in spanish

este care mondongo si e come mierda disque que su mujer es Walter Mercado. Walter Mercado e un bugarron...

by Gdubs5 May 24, 2009

Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

by Alvin Dubbs July 4, 2008

Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845

The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.

The Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845 was such a useless and pointless war.

by Storytelling Sam January 16, 2006

Purple Mongoose

during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours Tabasco sauce all over the butt and makes a dive penis first into her butt. Once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.

Jane dies from a severe Purple Mongoose attempt, but John is still alive.

by ronald franken August 21, 2008

Mongoloid

A large, inproportional creature with arms that hang down past its knees. It's legs are long and it's body is short and fat. It also has a major case of retardation. It usually is found in scoutcraft

Mort: hey guys, have you seen the mongoloid?
Skinny Pete: yea I saw that beast in scoutcraft

by Claytard February 8, 2017

mongoloid

A term used to describe the people of East Asia, that is no longer considered politically correct in general usage, but is still used by anthropologists. It derives from the mistaken belief that the East Asian racial type originated in Mongolia.

Some experts classify Native Americans as Mongoloid while others classify them as a separate race.

by weblurker December 9, 2008

Mongolian Meat Knuckle Sandwich

Testicle skin getting stuck between braces while teabagging your partner.

Karen realized too late. Hector was the victim of a mongolian meat knuckle sandwich...

by Canadian OG October 28, 2008